
Official PT Brew Co. Gear
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A quieter delivery of the original joke: “Where do you stand politically?” “I bring a sort of gentle, thoughtful, go fuck yourself energy to the left.”
Compact black serif lettering on an ivory Comfort Colors® 1717 tee, finished with a small Participation Trophy Brewing Company signature.
• 100% ring-spun US cotton
• Garment-dyed, heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Ivory, sizes S–4XL
• Front print; plain back
Care: machine wash cold; do not bleach; tumble dry low; iron or steam on low heat; do not dry clean.
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