Official uniform of the extremely unofficial.

Grand ceremony. Modest achievement. The eagle presides over a trophy earned by turning up. Part of the Order of the Trophy series from Participation Trophy Brewing Company, featuring the eagle-and-trophy crest in cream, black, and deep red.

Gildan 18500 pullover hoodie with a pouch pocket. Front DTG print above the pocket. S–3XL. Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low.

A satirical brewery design. No political organization affiliation or endorsement.

Made to order and printed fresh via Printify. Ships within 3–5 business days. Flat $5.99 shipping on US orders under $25, free on US orders $100+ — no code needed. Ships worldwide. Made to order also means all sales are final once placed — check the size before you order, and if anything arrives damaged or wrong, write to ptbrewingcompany@gmail.com and we'll make it right.